Jason Here Hijacking Main Musings

For those of you that don't know me, I'm Christine's husband.  
(see the white T-shirt above for reference at the time of posting)

Ruby's Field Trip Sack Lunch Menu:

Ruby's Description     (translation)

raw carrots                    (carrot sticks)

spicy sauce                 (ranch dressing)

2 pieces of ham
cheese                         (ham sandwich)

gingerbread cookie
without accessories    (plain)

Ruby has a unique flair for the dramatic. 
Maybe too much "Fancy Nancy" is possible. 

-Jason